In the middle of sleepy hour at cubicle, with super double combo task (when you were also taking over your partner’s job while he was absent, isn’t that combo..?), someone with unknown phone number and unfamiliar voice calling me up.
Let’s simplify these following actors with Unidentified Caller (UC) and Man Who Always Work with Pride and Loves His Lunch Time Very Much (MWAWPLHLTVM = Me)
Me : Assalamu Alaykum
(kurang sopan gimana coba..?)
UC : “Good afternoon sir, I’m calling from PT Xcelcomindo..(bla..blaa..)”
Me : “Excuse me..?”
UC : “PT. Xcellcommindo..sir,”
Me : “huhh…?” (Still clicking mouse…)
UC : “Congratulation sir, you’ve won our monthly prize from PT. Xcellcomindo, I’m calling you from our head office in Jakarta..”
Me : “Huh,….With whom I’m speaking..?”
UC : “Indra Prasetyawan Sir..”(common name..)
Me : “Oke…so..?” (typing commands in Autocad)
UC : “Have you ever been contacted before sir..?”
Me : “Yea..”
UC : “when..?”
Me : “It’s been couple months back then.., I forgot”
UC : “You’re called in concerning…
Me : “winning some prizes..” (cuts the dialoque..)
UC : “So, it’s been twice you won..Sir..”
Me : “Nope.., I ignored it, I tried to open the website, no information about it..”
UC : —-tuttt——tuttttt——tutttttt—————–
Did I do something wrong, did I do something offensive, or insult him..? I just do what actually man has to do in this 21st century, man who’s trapped in life 2.0, relies on Google, and worships facebook. Man who abuses his working hour once in a while for blogwalking, and browsing.
I’m 300% sure that Mr. Indra Prasetyawan would never know that he can earn money just by hugging weird pets in pet’s society, not by wasting money and time dialing up random numbers.
Wanna call him,..? dial +628197889919, tell him that he wins one million USD lottery from Banks of Africa…
you should throw his number into a gay forum or social networking site. See how it works
Haaaa…nice idea,..but should i join those forums first..?…